menuitis

menuitis: /men`yoo-i'tis/ n.  Notional disease suffered by
   software with an obsessively simple-minded menu interface and no
   escape.  Hackers find this intensely irritating and much prefer the
   flexibility of command-line or language-style interfaces,
   especially those customizable via macros or a special-purpose
   language in which one can encode useful hacks.  See
   {user-obsequious}, {drool-proof paper}, {WIMP
   environment}, {for the rest of us}.