gonk /gonk/ vt.,n. 1. To prevaricate or to embellish the
truth beyond any reasonable recognition. In German the term is
(mythically) `gonken'; in Spanish the verb becomes `gonkar'.
"You're gonking me. That story you just told me is a bunch of
gonk." In German, for example, "Du gonkst mir" (You're pulling
my leg). See also {gonkulator}. 2. [British] To grab some
sleep at an odd time; compare {gronk out}.