Suzie COBOL: /soo'zee koh'bol/ 1. [IBM prob. from Frank
Zappa's `Suzy Creamcheese'] n. A coder straight out of training
school who knows everything except the value of comments in plain
English. Also (fashionable among personkind wishing to avoid
accusations of sexism) `Sammy Cobol' or (in some non-IBM circles)
`Cobol Charlie'. 2. [proposed] Meta-name for any {code
grinder}, analogous to {J. Random Hacker}.