The One In Massapequa
Season 8 - Episode 18
| Alec Baldwin | Parker |
| Elliott Gould | Jack Geller |
| Christina Pickles | Judy Geller |
| Kat Sawyer | Catherine |
| Ellen Gerstein | Aunt Lisa |
| John C. Moskoff | Uncle Dan |
| Tim Silva | the Male Guest |
| Aixa Clemente | the Female Guest |
Monica becomes inarticulate while giving her toast at a 35th wedding anniversary party for her parents, Jack (recurring guest star ELLIOTT GOULD) and Judy (recurring guest star CHRISTINA PICKLES), and regrets volunteering to make the speech instead of Ross. Phoebe brings her latest boyfriend, Parker (ALEC BALDWIN - "Pearl Harbor"), an effusive optimist who is so enthusiastic about everything that he makes people crazy. Meanwhile, Ross is astounded when Jack and Judy ask him and the pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married, in order to prevent a potential scandal.